Cannes we come aboard? P Diddy throws an achingly cool yacht party for his A list pals

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and Kelly Brook were among the celebrity guests on the super swish boat

Kanye and Kim strolled through the harbour at 4am after the big boat party

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Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian came face to face in Cannes Film Festival last night, which must have been a tad awkward considering that the latter is responsible for the formers downfall.

But the pair who used to be BFFs but fell out after Kim grew more famous than Paris were forced to acknowledge each other in the south of France last night, aboard a very swanky yacht.

Kim and Paris plus a whole bunch of other VIPs were invited to cocktails on P Diddys huge boat, with the rapper throwing one hell of a showbiz bash for no reason other than the fact he loves to party.

Wow. Kelly Brook tweeted this snap of the amazing bash

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It would be rude not to get drunk at that bar

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Kim looked stunning in Pucci

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Kanye and Kim look more comfortable with each other after a few weeks of dating

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It's weird to see Kim-ye doing things like being on a zebra crossing

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Cheer up Kim, you're awesome!

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Kim went along with her super famous boyfriend Kanye West (following an eventful walk in Hampstead Heath yesterday morning), with the couple chatting happily as they stepped onto the yacht in their posh get ups. Well, we say that, Kanye was in a jeans and hoodie, while Kim wore a matching Pucci maxi skirt and crop top that probably cost more than our flat. Is it good enough for our best dressed at Cannes list, mind? You decide!

The man himself - P Diddy

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P Diddy parties in Cannes every year... because he can

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Paris didn't look to happy as she left the do

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We feel a bit sad for Paris these days (not that she doesn't still have an infinitely nicer life than us)

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We'd be lying if we said we knew who Paris was talking to

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Paris sashayed around in a magenta frock with long blonde extensions weaves into her hair looking remarkably like Tara Reid wh! o was al so there.

We couldnt get a decent look at Taras outfit, but we did enjoy the snaps of her looking extremely, um, tired in the back of the taxi after the bash.

Oh hi Tara! Tara? Hellooo...?

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Tara Reid had a fairly heavy night

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She needs a bit of salt water in the face to wake her up a tad

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That is the bar of dreams. No wonder Tara was so wrecked

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The actress appeared to have made the most of the free bar, with P Diddy illuminating the bar on the yachts huge deck.

Kelly Brook rocked up wearing nothing but a leotard, but sadly kept it covered up under a long white coat. How disappointing.

Go on, Kelly, take it off!

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Kelly was dateless at the party, so had to make do with polite chatting with strangers

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Nicole Scherzinger tweeted this snap before she left for the yacht party. Um, someone needs to tell her it's not fancy dress

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But our favourite thing about the painfully cool event was the fact that P Diddy made everyone take off their shoes before they were allowed onto the dancefloor.

Even Kim and Kanye were forced to go barefoot can you imagine the selection of shoes being stored in those plastic boxes? It would be worth grabbing a couple of boxes and leaping into the sea for, without a doubt.